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Ahhh yep. Half the nurses employed at this company are apparently unreliable. Need someone for 9? Yeah no, they’ll drop off the face of the earth and the next available person will be there at noon. Hope that doesn’t screw anything up!

My dad playing Bioshock Infinite
Dad: This game is incredibly inaccurate. Bolt action rifles weren't invented until world war 1.
Me: Dad it's a fucking floating city

(Source: couslands)

milgramexperiment:

tall people: if we are walking together please take into consideration my tiny legs. i cant keep up with you. please think of my tiny legs i dont want to be jogging to keep up with your leisurely stroll you TITANS

(Source: internetqueers)

roy-ality:

You have such a huge fan base and it’s such an interesting show. Do your fans ask you for anything unusual? It being such an unusual show.

HAHAHAHA

(Source: fionagoddess)

"We’d be a lot more likely to trust you with nice things if you HADN’T THROWN OUR MAGE INTO A FUCKING RAVINE!"
— The answer to the question, “Why can’t I have the magic sword?” (via outofcontextdnd)

theleijonwhisperer:

imagineaperture:

Imagine if GLaDOS sounded like Linda from Bob’s Burgers.

oliviawhen:

Hello I’ve been super busy doing things I can’t share yet, so in the mean time please enjoy this self portrait gif.

( 6364 ) 6 days ago - Reblog  #BIRD  #gif

frostbitch:

egberts:

why is everyone obsessed with skeletons

look inside yourself and you will find the answer

puppetzeldas:

confirmed for Ultimate Cutie and Unintentional Smoulder